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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 15, 2020 Jojo Oldham
30th October 2018  Dear Cooper and Finn,   Deciding to have fish and chips is one of  my favourite things about having fish and  chips. It’s not so much the act of eating them  that I love so much (although that is very  nice), but more the build-up…

30th October 2018

Dear Cooper and Finn,

Deciding to have fish and chips is one of my favourite things about having fish and chips. It’s not so much the act of eating them that I love so much (although that is very nice), but more the build-up. I love when the idea to have it first strikes, just as you’re thinking you can’t be bothered to cook tea. Then you bat it away quickly you should stick to the plan and cook something nutritious! But fish and chips would be so nice, and then you wouldn’t have to cook. You float the idea past someone else and their eyes light up. It’s decided, you’re doing it. Someone goes off to get them, and whoever stays behind gets everything ready. Out comes the salt, vinegar and ketchup (even though they’ll already have salt and vinegar on). Into the oven go the plates (you’ve gotta warm the plates!). And then onto the plates go those delicious warm parcels, ready to unwrap and enjoy. Yum. XXX

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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 9, 2020 Jojo Oldham
24th october 2018   Dear Cooper and Finn,   It’s time to go back home. Thank you  for the most wonderful time. I don’t  think you’ve ever cried so hard or  so loud as you have on this holiday.  But you‘ve never laughed as hard or  as long either. Pl…

24th october 2018
Dear Cooper and Finn,
It’s time to go back home. Thank you for the most wonderful time. I don’t think you’ve ever cried so hard or so loud as you have on this holiday. But you‘ve never laughed as hard or as long either. Playing the dummy spitting-out game on our bed together gave me our favourite afternoon ever, and I want to always be able to feel the air vibrate with your glorious giggles and see your eyes shine and your cheeks shake, just as they did that day. XXX

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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 9, 2020 Jojo Oldham
20th October 2018    Dear Cooper and Finn,   We're in Mount Washington now. It’s  very beautiful and peaceful. I felt so  relaxed this afternoon after we’d been for  a walk that I asked your dad to go and  get us a drink while you napped, even  tho…

20th October 2018

Dear Cooper and Finn,
We're in Mount Washington now. It’s very beautiful and peaceful. I felt so relaxed this afternoon after we’d been for a walk that I asked your dad to go and get us a drink while you napped, even though I knew yould wake up as soon as he brought them over. Which you did. You‘ve changed so much since we’ve been away. You can now open drawers and cupboards, and I spend a lot of time watching you explore, trying to make sure you don’t hurt yourself, and helping you up when you do. Like I’m going to be doing for the foreseeable future, I suppose. If I see you making decisions that I think might end in pain, I can try and use my experience to advise against them, but ultimately it's up to you. I’m not always right. Maybe climbing on that thing won’t end in disaster. But I‘ll be here for you if it does. X X X

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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 9, 2020 Jojo Oldham
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18th October 2018  Dear Cooper and Finn,  We went up Cadillac mountain this morning to  watch the sun rise. It was a bold move,  since we had to wake you up at 5.30 am  to get up there in time. ‘Never wake a  sleeping baby!’ is the first rule rando…

18th October 2018

Dear Cooper and Finn,

We went up Cadillac mountain this morning to watch the sun rise. It was a bold move, since we had to wake you up at 5.30 am to get up there in time. ‘Never wake a sleeping baby!’ is the first rule random strangers like to dish out unsolicited in the queve at the supermarket, but we‘ve broken that tons of times already when getting you into The Routine (tm) so we weren't worried. Plus (and this is rather petty) we quite enjoy the novelty of waking you up for a change when usually it’s the other way round. And since Cadillac mountain is the first place to view sunrise in the US at this time of year, we were really keen to try and see it. And we made it! We saw the sky going red above the sea as the sun touched it for the first time. Then we decided it was way too cold and windy for you two so we took you back to the car, and by the time I got back to the viewpoint to take some photos there was a massive grey cloud in the way! Nature can be so annoying sometimes. Then we went to Jordan's in Bar Harbor for some of their famous blueberry pancakes. And what a glorious success it was, until we tried to clean some snot off your faces and you let us know rather loudly that you much preferred your pancakes with a side of snot thanks very much. And then we met a lady who is an identical twin and her husband said they were almost completely identical except her sister had a mole on her left breast. LOL · And then he shouted “BOO" at you in a scary voice and made you cry and we left very quickly after that. XXX

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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 9, 2020 Jojo Oldham
17th October 2018   Dear Cooper and Finn,   We went for a walk around Jordan pond  today. We were looking for beavers but we  didn’t have any luck unfortunately.  About ten minutes into our walk we  realised we’d dropped one of your  mittens, Finn, …

17th October 2018
Dear Cooper and Finn,
We went for a walk around Jordan pond today. We were looking for beavers but we didn’t have any luck unfortunately. About ten minutes into our walk we realised we’d dropped one of your mittens, Finn, so your dad went back for it and some kind soul had picked it up and put it on a post because that’s what you do when you find a lost glove. X X X

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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 3, 2020 Jojo Oldham
16th October 2018Dear Cooper and Finn,    We made it to Bar Harbor yesterday. The  drive here was lovely – Maine has some very  quaint towns. We’ve got to that stage of  the holiday where I keep counting how many  full days and nights we have left o…

16th October 2018

Dear Cooper and Finn,

We made it to Bar Harbor yesterday. The drive here was lovely – Maine has some very quaint towns. We’ve got to that stage of the holiday where I keep counting how many full days and nights we have left on my fingers, desperate to find some extra time somewhere. We went into Acadia National Park today and did the ship Harbor Walk, where a kind man offered to take our photo. | appreciate it so much when people do that, and I always try and offer too. Afterwards we had a drive up Cadillac Mountain. We could see for miles! But the wind was quite literally taking your breath away so we had to get back in the car. We were going to try and go out for tea as I really wanted a lobster roll, but we thought you might not be up for it. So we got takeaway and enjoyed it once you were asleep instead. Far more sensible. XXX

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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 3, 2020 Jojo Oldham
14th October 2018  Dear Cooper and Finn,  I’m loving being away. All we did was  watch TV last night, which is the same  as we’d probably have done at home.  so you may wonder (along with everyone  on our flight over here) why we dragged  you half w…

14th October 2018

Dear Cooper and Finn,

I’m loving being away. All we did was watch TV last night, which is the same as we’d probably have done at home. so you may wonder (along with everyone on our flight over here) why we dragged you half way across the world and made ourselves hoarse singing Old Macdonald just to watch TV on someone else’s sofa. It’s a fair question, and I definitely need to get better at finding this feeling closer to home - but I love how being somewhere different forces you to try new things. Or just to do the same things in different ways. At home we would never eat our breakfast sitting on the kitchen floor in our pants because we have high chairs. But I’m so pleased we did it here. XXX

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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 3, 2020 Jojo Oldham
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14th October 2018Dear cooper and Finn,There’s a beautiful hand-drawn map of Orr’s and Bailey Islands hanging on the wall in the cottage we’re renting. It’s by Ronald F. Mowat, and as soon as we walked through the door I fell in love with it. Your da…

14th October 2018

Dear cooper and Finn,

There’s a beautiful hand-drawn map of Orr’s and Bailey Islands hanging on the wall in the cottage we’re renting. It’s by Ronald F. Mowat, and as soon as we walked through the door I fell in love with it. Your dad knew we’d have to try and find a copy before I even did, so I was delighted when we tracked one down at the Land’s End Gift shop (along with some very fetching lobster onesies for you). Later we went for a lovely walk around Otter Brook Preserve, crunching golden leaves under our feet and enjoying the sunshine on our faces. As we drove home you got a little upset again and I was just getting ready to start Old Macdonald when I decided to turn the radio up instead. I did it just as ' To be without you ' by Ryan Adams came on, and it calmed you right down. so I had a lovely three minutes staring out the window, reflecting on the day. Then when we got back we wrapped up warm and went outside to watch the sun go down on our last night on Orr's Island. We listened to the boats creaking and the water slapping and smelled the sea, bathed in golden light. I’ll remember it forever. (You won’t, of course. But trust me, it was awesome.) XXX

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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 3, 2020 Jojo Oldham
13th October 2018  Dear cooper and Finn,  The road trip begins! Today we drove up to Harpswell from Boston, stopping off for some potato donuts from The Holy Donut on the way (we were going to sit inside and eat them but you made it very clear we sh…

13th October 2018
Dear cooper and Finn,
The road trip begins! Today we drove up to Harpswell from Boston, stopping off for some potato donuts from The Holy Donut on the way (we were going to sit inside and eat them but you made it very clear we should get them to go). We had to keep singing old Macdonald to stop you from crying but I was feeling a little stressed out so I couldn’t think of any animals. Luckily your dad stepped in so I did the verses and he helped out with the animal sounds. We had llamas, geese, camels, zombies and yodellers. It was a lot of fun. We got to our cottage on Orr’s Island just in time to watch the sunset, and it is so beautiful and peaceful. Can’t wait to explore with you tomorrow. XXX

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Dear Cooper and Finn

February 22, 2020 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

February 22, 2020 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

February 14, 2020 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

January 18, 2020 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

January 17, 2020 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

December 9, 2019 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

October 28, 2019 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

October 24, 2019 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

October 24, 2019 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

October 24, 2019 Jojo Oldham
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Dear Cooper and Finn

October 23, 2019 Jojo Oldham
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