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Dear Cooper and Finn

April 17, 2020 Jojo Oldham
23rd November 2018  Dear Cooper and Finn,  I slipped over on a spilt drink in  Liverpool last week when we were  celebrating our friend Chrissy’s 40th  birthday. I didn’t think it was broken  because they told me it wasn't at the  hospital, and the …

23rd November 2018

Dear Cooper and Finn,

I slipped over on a spilt drink in Liverpool last week when we were celebrating our friend Chrissy’s 40th birthday. I didn’t think it was broken because they told me it wasn't at the hospital, and the pain felt similar to the time I slipped over on a (very slippy) zebra crossing in Magaluf when celebrating our friend Jemma’s hen do and overtensed the ligaments in my arm. Anyway, it turns out it is actually fractured. I got a letter from the hospital today apologising for missing it on the x-ray, and as soon as I read it my arm suddenly felt a lot more painful. I had to go to A&E to get checked out again and the doctor told me I need to rest it for four weeks! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Xxx

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